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New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 04:22 PM

 As they say "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." 

The title of this post is a quote from Mark Twain, and it's true that many fail to keep their resolutions shortly after they make them.  In fact the only resolution I think I have ever kept was the one "I resolve to fail all my other resolutions." This year I think I will only make resolutions I know I can keep.

The Resolution List

I resolve to drink and smoke more.

I resolve to gain or maintain my current weight.

I resolve to drink more soda and eat more junk food.

I resolve to watch more television.

I resolve to play more video games.

I resolve to spend less time with my family.

I resolve to skip church.

I resolve to not build a new computer.

I resolve to not finish any of my projects.

I resolve to not write a book.

I resolve to not learn a new language.

I resolve to not pay off any of my bills.

I resolve to spend and not save any money.

And I resolve to decrease my productivity.


So in conclusion, if the road to hell is truly paved with good intentions, where do bad intentions lead.